Hey Teabagger, are you even more delusional, just out of rehab, looking for a place where you and 100 fellow wingers can hang out with the 1,400 collective voices in your 104.5 heads?
Well, look no further than the BIRTHER CRUISE, where you can sail the Caribbean looking for those Somali Pirates holding Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate hostage.

Passports optional, birth certificates mandatory. Offer not valid in Mexico, Canada, Vermont or other socialist countries
And don’t forget they’ll be speakers — including somethin’ special for “the ladieeeeeeees”, as charismatic as any random George and/or Rosemary Clooney.

So start working out, and get yourself ready for some cruising.